The Frog Joke
A rather geeky computer nerd is walking down the street one day when he comes upon a frog sitting on the sidewalk.
The frog speaks to him and says, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful woman, and to show my appreciation, I'll be your girlfriend."
The geek doesn't say a word, but just picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket.
He walks for a ways, and after a while he takes the frog out of his pocket and looks at it.
The frog says, "Did you hear me? I said if you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful woman and I'll be your girlfriend. Why, if you kiss me, I'll even move in with you and take care of you -- cooking, cleaning, the whole works!!"
The geek doesn't say a word. He just puts the frog in his pocket and keeps walking.
After walking a bit farther, he takes the frog out of his pocket again, but he just looks at it.
The frog is becoming very frustrated. It says, "All right, look... if you'll kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful woman, I'll marry you, I'll wait on you hand and foot for the rest of your life, and I'll make every one of your sexual fantasies come true! What do you say?!?"
The geek doesn't say anything. He puts the frog in his pocket and continues on his way.
The geek finally reaches his home. Once he gets inside, he takes the frog out of his pocket and puts it on the kitchen table.
By this time, the frog is furious! It says, "What is the matter with you!?! Haven't you heard a word I've said? Why won't you kiss me?!?!"
The geek says, "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for a girfriend. But a talking frog is really cool!! :-)